The Ten Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk...

I received this in an email from a friend and thought it worthy of sharing...

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

09. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that management course you sent me to."

08. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"

07. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

06. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

05. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

04. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

03. "The coffee machine is broken..."

02. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk.....

01. "..... in Jesus' name. Amen."