What I've Learned About Winter in MN

1. Ice is not your friend -- remote car starters are.

2. The words snow and emergency together = life threatening situation.

3. Skull caps are like underwear -- you need to wear them everywhere.

4. If the apostle Peter struggled to walk on water -- then I can apply that knowledge to frozen lakes .

5. Ice fishing should be left to professionals and those with lots of life insurance.

6. Expect Seasonal Affect Disorder (SAD) and medicate appropriately.

7. Never allow yourself to run low on toilet tissue, beer, or gas for your car. These are necessities.

8. Brisk, refreshing, and invigorating are just euphemisms for butt cold.

9. Enjoy warm days to their fullest, knowing that colder days are coming.

10. As a matter of mental health, book your warm weather vacations early and post them in a prominent place to "keep hope alive".

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